Watched the apprentice for the first time last night. Are these people really succesful? Do we have to be like that to get ahead in life? Apart from The Vietnemese guy and the Ving Reimes dude, the blokes are complete cocks. If Sugar hand picked them then he must already know who he wants to win. And as for that Jo bird, pure entertainment and clearly the next to be fired.

How not to act proffesional by Jo off the apprentice...

- Run around a vegetable market clapping hands at the thought of buying some vegetables.

- Jump up and down whilst clapping hands at the site of market stand.

- Almost start crying whilst saying that she wouldn't be stereo-typed after behaving in a stereo-typical way. Would love to see a transcript of what she was saying as she put forward the worst argument in the world which i think was just along the lines of 'i am passionate'

- Jump, clap and shout 'yes' in a board room, in front of Alan Sugar, when told the team has won whilst the rest just stand and listen.

hmmm.

Does anyone else want to constantly pummel that Sayed blokes face everytime he opens his mouth? just me?

Does anyone actually own anything Amstrad Related?

I think they should replace Sugar with Grace Jones.

Had to watch some violence after that so put on The Transporter 2. Just like the first one, crap film, crap acting, fecking awesome fight scenes. Babycart at the River Styx tonight methinks.